An Affordable Vacation
Aug.11,2010
Yeah, umm…you’re not going to Maui…
Aug.11,2010
Yeah, umm…you’re not going to Maui…

We trust your visit will be a memorable one.

It’s best to stay inside until daylight, and then start driving, and drive quickly. (Grand Junction, Colorado)

Diamonds are a girl’s best friend.
Jun.11,2010
Hop on. I promise not to take you to an orgy. (Istanbul, Turkey)